“And, beginning to grind his teeth again, Pyotr Petrovich admitted that he’d been a fool - but only to himself, of course.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment

10. People are inherently good
9. Come one, I’m not really that fat/ugly
8. Water is wet
7. It is not your fault, It’s mine
6. Good will prevail
5. These XXL condoms are rather tight
4. I never meant to make you suffer
3. Tomorrow I will go to the gym
2. Omnia vincit amor¹
1. I love you

The list remains open.